It's no point denying when every single miner (who happens to be at the keyboard) knows and yells it in local anyway: we are losers. We have no job, we never met a woman who didn't laugh or scream and ran when we asked for a date, we are fat from the crappy food we eat front of the computer where we live 24/7. The only reason we gank them is to have a little escapism from our crappy life and feel stronger than those lucky and successful people who have everything we just dream of. After all, mining AFK is the best form of entertainment for a rich family man, because such man would never simply PLEX for some ISK but farm it with 10M/hour.
So the new WGBWC rule is that you must accept the above as truth when the miner accuses you. Why? Because his out-of-game insults are actually meant as conversion stoppers. They don't want to discuss how their incompetence lead to the loss of their ship so they want to talk about something that has no point. Neither he, nor me can prove what is my age, connection status, income, housing and so on. Arguing over it is stupid and that's exactly what he wants: to stop talking. Because talking about the game would be bad for him, because he was just defeated.
The solution is sweeping their nonsense out of the way by accepting it. They aren't prepared for this. They expect a pointless argument and get acceptance. And after it was established that we are total losers in life, we can discuss how he ended up defeated by a fat, basement-dwelling virgin. It also gets some attention on local channel which is great because more people will learn about the importance of fitting their ships.
This is also a lesson for them about meritocracy. In achieveing something it does not matter if you really are a fat virgin. Only you knowledge and effort about the task at hand matters. A fat virgin can be a brilliant scientist, programmer or workingsman. Judging people of their non-related qualities are sexism, racism, ageism, homophobia and various other isms that I forgot. They are all dumb. One can learn an important real life thing in the games: a fat, virgin, lesbian, black, jewis woman can beat you in the game if she is better in the game. If he learns that, then he'll be more successful in his professional life, since in your job your skill in the job matters and not your color, sexual preference, religion or look.
Another day, another anti-tear, an evidence that an ignorant player was saved from his ignorance:
Of course there are still morons:
So the new WGBWC rule is that you must accept the above as truth when the miner accuses you. Why? Because his out-of-game insults are actually meant as conversion stoppers. They don't want to discuss how their incompetence lead to the loss of their ship so they want to talk about something that has no point. Neither he, nor me can prove what is my age, connection status, income, housing and so on. Arguing over it is stupid and that's exactly what he wants: to stop talking. Because talking about the game would be bad for him, because he was just defeated.
The solution is sweeping their nonsense out of the way by accepting it. They aren't prepared for this. They expect a pointless argument and get acceptance. And after it was established that we are total losers in life, we can discuss how he ended up defeated by a fat, basement-dwelling virgin. It also gets some attention on local channel which is great because more people will learn about the importance of fitting their ships.
This is also a lesson for them about meritocracy. In achieveing something it does not matter if you really are a fat virgin. Only you knowledge and effort about the task at hand matters. A fat virgin can be a brilliant scientist, programmer or workingsman. Judging people of their non-related qualities are sexism, racism, ageism, homophobia and various other isms that I forgot. They are all dumb. One can learn an important real life thing in the games: a fat, virgin, lesbian, black, jewis woman can beat you in the game if she is better in the game. If he learns that, then he'll be more successful in his professional life, since in your job your skill in the job matters and not your color, sexual preference, religion or look.
Another day, another anti-tear, an evidence that an ignorant player was saved from his ignorance:

Of course there are still morons:

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