Dead morons of the week

Before the random idiots, let me tell my own story about someone who has way too little brain to survive in EVE. So I was out in the belt scouting after we killed like 5 exhumers (2 kills for myself, other 3 as scout). So I happily noticed that the pair of Hulks have Permit and wanted to leave when suddenly 2 Mackinaws warped in. I scanned them to see tank. Scanned again. Scanned again. Then I wrote a not too modest yet appropriate line to the channel: "All hands on deck, get into fleet, supers log in". That last part was stolen from the PL FCs I flied with and I guess this exhumer and pod deserved it. There was another equal Mack but we couldn't kill that since we have lot of newbies still (the top 1/3 pilots did equal damage as the other 2/3 on the kill).

After that our mega-fleet killed another random AFK Mack, then we hit on a triple-hulk setup. All 3 died, the combined value is in the calculator:

Now the idiots from the killboard busy in competition for Darwin prize:

• Wardecced jump freighter is dead jump freighter. A Goon is always wardecced.
• Same is true for MateDot.
• Or Nulli Secunda.
• Or Pandemic Legion.
• More Pandemic Legion.
• Or RA Citizens.
• Or Ethereal Dawn.
• Or Solar Citizens.
• One more Solar Citizens, this one with 11B cargo, so the only thing saved it from suicide gank is the wardec-gank.
• Yet another Solar Citizens.
• One more Solar Citizens.
• I've never heard of them but they also shouldn't haul under wardec
• Jump freighters can jump. Normal freighters can't. In nullsec if you are big and can't jump, you die
• 6B normal hauler (not covops) in lowsec with max-cargo fit. Wonderful
• Supercarriers can die without anyone is moron (hint: if you have no damage control, you are one). However having 8B cargo in it is just dumb. Use a JF.
• Another hauler Nyx, this one with 10B
• Purple ratting Nyx yay!
• Ratting Nyx full of the fruits of a long day of farming (probably botting) without tank with a 4B pod.
• 8B normal freighter in lowsec.
• Capacitor Power Relay "Increases capacitor recharge rate at the expense of shield boosting. Keep that in mind when you fit an overpimped shield Moros
• 6B ratting Machariel
• 8B cargo in a non-cloaky Tengu
• 5B shield Moros, and didn't even got all mids for shield. Or rigs. So rather tankless Moros. We an also talk about stacking penalty on tracking moduls. Or pointless pimping.
• Northen Coalition. (MateDot) lost a region due to a Falcon. Compared to that, a 17B Falcon isn't that bad.
• And the winner, the uncontested idiot of idiots, the suspect Noobship with 10 billion cargo!

So people, please, don't fly wardecced freighters and jump freighters, don't put billions into an Ibis, Falcon or normal hauler, don't haul or bot in supercarriers and you won't lose a fortune.