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Tuesday, 12 March 2013

Moar l33t PvP: solo capital kill

Posted on 23:00 by Unknown
After my previous display of mad skillz, it was time for stepping up my game even better: soloing down a capital. So I did.

The Chimera was sitting on the undock. The only question was if my skillz are l33t enough to overcome its shield recharge rate. Luckily they were:

As soon as it was damaged, it self-destructed, as you can see from the point of view of the pilot:
You can see the welfare window popping up for the "victim". The insurance system makes the cost of the kill to be about 1/3 of the kill report value, so I only had to pay this amount to Parasoja who provided the Chimera:

I hope this display of l33tness proved everyone that "elite PvP" is a joke and anyone and his mother can make awesome killmails. But I think there are still some delusional ones who think they can gain respect and prestige for doing something trivial as killing pixel spaceships. For them, I'm planning some even more l33t solo kill. For this I have to finish training for a dreadnought because I doubt if my Tengu can break the shield recharge of that ship. But soonTM I'll provide you the killmail that most PvP-ers are only dreaming to get on, even as a 0.1% damage killmail whore. And I'll have it solo.


PS: as a bonus I got the following mail:
I have no idea where they found the kill report. I was tempted to make up some "l33t" story to have a good laugh on the news site, but then I realized that it's another proof how seriously people take "l33t killz". I mean she had to dig the killboard for solo kills and ask for interview on the ones that look "l33t". I hope that reading this story and its predecessor will show her (and to you) that kills aren't newsworthy. Anyone can make them. Even a "highsec carebear" like myself.

PS2: I think, this kill on the other hand is genuine. I doubt if this amount of stupid can be faked.
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